
You’ve probably never asked ChatGPT about your own business. We do — across every major AI engine — then hand you a plain-English scorecard with the screenshots to prove it. It’s the fastest, cheapest way to find out whether you’re being recommended or quietly skipped.
Right now, a customer somewhere is typing “best business like yours near me” into ChatGPT. It answers with one or two names. If it isn’t you, you’ll never know — there’s no missed-call, no unopened email, no bounced lead. Just a customer who quietly went somewhere else.
The audit turns that invisible problem into something you can see, on one page, in plain English. Because you can’t fix what you can’t measure — and almost nobody is measuring this yet.
No jargon, no 40-slide deck. A scorecard you can read in five minutes and act on the same day.
A single number, plus a red / amber / green across the five things AI grades you on.
Exactly what ChatGPT, Gemini and Perplexity say when asked for a business like yours — named, or nowhere.
A side-by-side with the competitor showing up in your place — and why they win.
The three things that’ll move your score the most, ranked — whether you do them or we do.

Free, done by hand, ready in a few days. No pressure to go further — just clarity you don’t have right now.